So no one can ever complain about undesirable consequences inherent in overall positive choices?

DAMMIT... I don’t wanna defend Kim Kardashian. Ugh. She sickens me in so, so many ways. But I’m going to, because this is not one of them.

She actually isn’t begging our pardon. She said she doesn’t feel good about her body right now. That doesn’t necessarily have anything to do with how we perceive it.

First rule of getting a tattoo: NEVER get a S/O name tattooed anywhere on your body!!

You know, they didn’t get a horse to direct Seabiscuit!

Songs like these make people think all exes want to hear from them. And by “people” I mean me.

Im not convinced that you know what you’re talking about.

I’d like to know what doctor actually signed off on this.

Who the fuck is asking Jeremy Renner’s opinion on anything?

Especially since the assistant is employed by Beyonce to do exactly what she is doing. Couldn’t you gently touch her arm/shoulder and say “Thank you, [name], that’s perfect.” I mean, it isn’t like the photographers are just going to stop taking pictures because an assistant is taking 30 seconds to do her job.

I feel like there could have been a nicer way for Beyoncé to get the assistant’s attention without admonishing a full grown adult as if she were a small child.

Aquaphor is great. I started using it after getting tattooed (it’s what my artist recommend post treatment). I love Tarte’s macaruja oil or whatever it’s called. Really does wonders for my dry skin.

Can I just smoke some weed and drink some bourbon and call it a day.

No, it isn’t fair. Addiction isn’t anyone’s fault; it’s a disease. To blame Khloe and her family is ignorant. And Lamar signs off on the content of the show if it involves him. He gets paid for it. He’s no victim there.

He ODd on boner pills in a brothel. It’s all him.

OK seriously, though — is there anyone (bride or not) who WOULDN’T rush to the side of their injured father or grandparents? I can’t even imagine getting the call and going, “Oh well, I’m sure they’ll be fine, I need to go make my grand entrance at my reception.”

I have no opinion about Kris Jenner—she occupies the same region of my brain that I reserve for beat poetry, pocket lint and cream of wheat—but I do know that you and your fellow squalid little shitmittens are the last people that older women should be taking fashion advice from. Get the fuck outta here, you…

Ok, not a Perez Hilton fan but have to leap to his defence here. Any parent of young kids knows that they see you naked constantly. In the morning my bathroom is like a rave in Ibiza (only not fun), we’re all running around naked trying to get ready. Any accusations of Hilton being a pedophile for showering with his…