Ah, here comes the weekly “shit on True Detective”, draw out extremely REACHING conclusions segment so everyone can see how witty I am and how awesome I am at making puns n shit.

“We’ll see when I’m president.”

$15 to flip burgers. thats fucking ridiculous.

small dick and/or never actually had sex with a human girl.

Why does it look like a turd? Just curious. I mean, cant be worse than the first Fantastic Four which was quite atrocious, except for Michael Chiklis as The Thing. I thought his struggle felt most genuine. And lets not forget Kerry Washington as his bling girlfriend Alicia Masters.

too bad their characters are related because she’s wasted on Reed.

Wait, he hashtagged #REALMUSIC?

I feel things....

HARRY STYLES. Come at me.

Why is her entire hip missing?! Where does that leg connect to?

You are not missing out. The guy pretty much invented the broody old turd looking for meaning in life in a manic pixie dream girl. Fuck him.

I was paternal. She responded to someone paternal. I liked her youth and energy.

It doesnt look practical. If I travel, I need it on my shoulder. I carry so much shit with me, to hang it off wrist is ludicrous.

Divorced 40+ year old rebounds with a 20’s something nanny. See every romance novel ever. Congrats Batfleck. You truly are a cliche now.

(Its all i could think of while reading your comment. so so so true.)

whatever it takes to make him feel better about balding and his micro penis.

Was penis enlargement surgery more than 50 grand?

Ahh rich people. They say the silliest shit.