If using the radio in a car is a pain in the ass, that matters.

The article will be titled: “Why buy a new Keurig machine when you can buy this five year old Alfa Giulia instead?”

While we all dream about winding mountain roads, 90% of us commute to or from urban areas with traffic. Working infotainment matters.

My daily commute in Chicagoland is never going to be “better roads”, unfortunately.

So, just a standard Giulia then.

“This car isn’t any worse off than a comparable European luxury car”

“The Cheap Alfa Romeo Giulias Are Coming”

I’ll wait until carmax sells a Quadrifoglio for sub $35k and then I’ll go have a look lol

What’s less reliable than a new Alfa Romeo? A CHEAP USED Alfa Romeo

There is a reason why these cars have low resale, but if you pull a DeMuro and get a extended warranty, then that should make things a lot more manageable.

I thought this was a trailer for Baby Driver.

“Calling the police is the epitome of escalation, and calling the police on black people for noncrimes is a step away from asking for a tax-funded beatdown, if not an execution.”

At least horses have sense to not run into things.

We never would have got past the horse and buggy in today’s litigious no-personal-responsibility society. They guy drove into a concrete wall that was visible half a mile away.

So, objections:

1. White people who live in New York have to say bodega. Because otherwise they’re calling it a “corner store” or “convenience store” and that just doesn’t properly encapsulate a bodega.

7. Do not ban this word. Then we’re going to get (more) white people saying stuff like “SoHa” (an abomination that…

There’s a bit of irony in people thinking “ghetto” belongs to the black community.

It’s a freaking latin term and used to describe tiny convenience stores in a lot of major cities. Not feeling the burn on that one.

“brother”?!

Wait what about bodega? I missed that one

[raises hand tentatively]