As much as people bash Lincoln, I think they actually have a niche to fill. If you compare them to German companies:

Definitely the bottom lip of an F430 combined with the lights of a Noble M400:

I feel like this one was included just to be cheeky.

I'm loving this new Mazda styling. Looking at it next to the old 3 shows just how ugly that styling was.

"cost between $75,000 and $120,000"

So....it's a mini Ford Taurus?

So....it's a mini Ford Taurus?

I know it's sometimes tacky, but occasionally a white car with gold wheels and red seats looks great.

Someone is missing the point of carbon fiber.

I keep finding them on eBay but they are all automatic!

"Please take the picture already so I can get out of this piece of crap and back into my Mercedes."

For $95,000, you can get a base Mercedes S-Class, or this:

There is no better answer.

As cool as they are, I never thought these speakers looked very good once they were up. They seem like unnatural protrusions from an otherwise nice dash.

NEUTRAL:

As a Chicagoan, I'm happy to represent Team Fusion.

I was referring to the fact that the Outback is the too car in Washington, but those are both pretty funny.

I find this hilarious.