I would also like to see an UnTuring Test, for living humans who are mistaken as chat-bots.

Is it possible the guy who got it wrong was just really dumb?

In "Stranger in a Strange Land", Heinlein proposed that human laughter was a reaction to pain.

They have no doors???

May I remind you that "Could Kill You" was part of a Kinja Headline. Which is to say, unnecessarily hyperbolic, ergo, a lie.

This. Very much so.

Did they sound inebriated or am I missing something?

There fixed it for you

Morgan Freeman.

That original painting was so ugly that it doesnt matter anyway. Paiting a big canvas red is not art.

I say sell off the bag instead. Perhaps in 1-Kg pkgs stretch-wrapped and labeled 'ground pork'.

Kinda related: my ex, a few years ago, was looking through my cupboards and found my collection of jackets and coats. I have a lot of them - close to 30 or 40. Some I wear based on weather conditions, others based on needs (like photography - more pockets! Or layering for changing weather), and others I rarely wear,…

I work for IBM. Trust me, we don't do anything clever on purpose.

Just replace "rock stardom" with "building with Legos"

Thre REAL THREAT is DHMO - dihydrogen monoxide .. companies put that shit in almost everything and it is a pure killer. It kills like 3,000 Americans a year.

In reality he was was arrested for shooting a video in portrait mode. That should be an arrestable offense everywhere.

I dunno, I think they're kinda cute.

Wow. Metal Hurlant Chronicles looks AWFUL.