What you are speaking of are the Old Testament dietary laws, which were settled at the Jerusalem Council in Acts 15, where it was determined that obedience to the Mosaic/Jewish rituals was not required for followers of Jesus. This is why Christians can eat bacon, shrimp, and lobster.

I'll use this placeholder until I'm done tearing this comic apart.

That is NOT a camel spider bite, unless the thing was the size of a dog, or he let it gnaw on him for an hour.

!nomination! blue monitor (varanus macraei)