‘Asshole’ Flex driver here...? I have a great time in winter throwing 3 boards, and 4 pairs of skiis in the back, along with our support gear while my buddy tries to cram everything in his Thule on his Range Rover...while his kids kick the crap out of his seats (when it’s not getting ‘updating’ from his tech who he…

Handing out flyers inviting homeless people to take up residence in the open garages of HOA officers between the hours of 8am and 4pm might be a more satisfying solution.

No, probably confederate

A lot of research point to carbs being a major contributing factor (to many, many diseases). The “Eating right” is low carb, high good fat. Going ketogenic and having ketones works for many. But you won’t hear of this much as there is zero profit from it, unlike drugs.

So if I’m reading this correctly, roof curvature on large expanses of glass is partly to blame? Yup.. As if I needed any more reasons to buy a Flex. RECTANGLE POWER.

“The point of seeing it all is to share it all.”

That’s because Miracle Whip is an abomination.

My kingdom for him to yell this line at a diesel Volkswagen.

In the garbage, where it belongs.

There’s only two things I hate in this world—people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the Dutch.

Don’t use lean meat.

Let’s see

I’m not proud, okay?

Congo. Fake-ass gorillas and all. I was enthralled with the book as a kid, and I loved this stupid movie from the moment I first saw it.

Do squats and deadlifts.

Using Trump’s logic, it would either be transportation secretary or ambassador to France.

how else would it chooch!?

I think we need some expert analysis

Counterpoint: it’s fucking delicious.

Yes there is. It is delicious and refreshing.