‘Asshole’ Flex driver here...? I have a great time in winter throwing 3 boards, and 4 pairs of skiis in the back, along with our support gear while my buddy tries to cram everything in his Thule on his Range Rover...while his kids kick the crap out of his seats (when it’s not getting ‘updating’ from his tech who he…

Handing out flyers inviting homeless people to take up residence in the open garages of HOA officers between the hours of 8am and 4pm might be a more satisfying solution.

No, probably confederate

So if I’m reading this correctly, roof curvature on large expanses of glass is partly to blame? Yup.. As if I needed any more reasons to buy a Flex. RECTANGLE POWER.

“The point of seeing it all is to share it all.”

That’s because Miracle Whip is an abomination.

My kingdom for him to yell this line at a diesel Volkswagen.

In the garbage, where it belongs.

Don’t use lean meat.

Let’s see

Do squats and deadlifts.

Using Trump’s logic, it would either be transportation secretary or ambassador to France.

how else would it chooch!?

Clearly Airwolf. The Stringfellow Hawke character had a rustic mountain cabin full of priceless oil paintings on a lake, where he’d go chill on the dock, shedding man-tears as he played his Stradivarius cello for bald eagles. It lasted 55 episodes over 4 seasons, whereas Blue Thunder was cancelled in one season after…

Typical German response.

This is why I simply refuse to have friends.

Its America’s greatest invention ahead of Jazz. Please die.

A fried egg is a pretty standard - and absolutely acceptable - burger topping. I might be biased, though, since I find that a sunny-side up or poached egg improves just about anything you top with it.

I bet Harvick pushed her into him.

Irony is being high and getting killed by a guy known as Smoke.