I HATE this game. Why? Because I can’t play it. I have tried every trick available online, but I can never get it to not crash. The old “it doesn’t like multi-cores” or whatever the issue is.

It really doesn’t

Of course the attach rate for Zelda is that high, there’s no other reason at this stage to buy one you moron

it’s hard for shooters to get respect when you’re watching a player switch to scope and back every half-second like they’re having a stroke

Dear Pontiac Fiero GT,

Deadpool ripoff much?

Clickbait headline? There are a bunch of military options against NK. That doesn’t mean any of them are a good idea, would be successful, or are the right option to take - but your headline is demonstrably false.

So you preferred this particular banked oval to all the other banked ovals?

If you and I both start playing the game at the same time, and I spend money and you don’t, I will beat you 99% of the time - because I will have better gear. Because I spent money. That’s the very definition of pay-to-win.

I’m surprised you can say it isn’t pay-to-win with a straight face. It absolutely is.

Doesn’t the “if you can get there in 5m, go” vs “if it would take 15m, wait” advice entirely depend on your distance to ground zero?

I think the Ford had lost the position, and all rights to the next corner. You could make a pretty convincing argument the car being overtaken (as per the rules you started) didn’t give the Ferrari room.

Japanese commentators - in fact, foreign commentators in general are just awesome

How come US cars use their brake lights for indicators, whereas the rest of the world (afaik) have them as a separate light?

Fisi didn’t have to give him room

Wouldn’t it be fair to say carriers have participated in battles since wwII, every time they launch aircraft to support or attack a target? So....Korea, Vietnam, The Gulf x....42, Afghanistan?

They’re not doing native 4K anyway, MS have been telling devs to use the same techniques as PS4 to achieve upscale 4K

There’s a massive difference between being an underdog and being incompetent.

Does the Jalopnik bump work if you buy one or only if you get given one by Jalopnik?

His car won’t be a contender, it’ll break down halfway through the lap