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Go fuck yourself. Canada choked.

Ohhhhh....this are bachelor/bachelorette parties. Bridal showers are kinda like baby showers but before the wedding....ladies get together for a (sober or relatively so) luncheon or tea and give gifts to the bride, and make her wear a hat made out of the bows from all the wrapping, and play other silly games.

The Life Aquatic had Seu Jorge, Waris Ahluwalia (who is FINE AS FUCK and in several Wes Anderson movies), and dozens of other non-white actors.

Or you know the main character of Grand Budapest hotel. But whatevs

“Hey remember when you were in that movie where they didn’t cast any black people? Even though you didn’t have control over that, we are going to go ahead and have a ‘gotcha’ moment to make your miserable publicity tour even worse.”

it is if you use this phone

you’re still using phones? how edgy.

False, black men can also catch heat, but only if they are rich/famous/straight/athletes.

In Gawker/Deadspin’s eyes, the only people who can truly do damage to society and be held responsible for their actions are white men. Seriously, I would like to know how it feels to wake up and dig for different reasons to be a victim every morning. It seems exahusting.

Sports fans long ago learned to accept our male heroes as anything but heroic. It’s time to let our women be the same.

the Women’s World Cup is entertainment

Maybe she’s been ghostwriting Yahoo Answers?

Just so long as he tries to charge tourists $30 a piece.

Ah, the Kinja binary. We cannot criticize the posts without obviously stroking ourselves to the purported targets.

I think a lot of TV critics believe a series about a savage, war-torn, and ravaged middle ages world should subscribe to 21st century liberal sensibilities. Of course, no one was outraged when the witch was being gang-raped in the first season, because we only care about these things when they happen to pretty women…

Right? It’s like a contest to see who can be the most offended by a TV show. I wonder if one of them gets prize for being the most outraged about not having their exact social agenda displayed. I’m amazed that this piece didn’t use the terms “agency” or “problematic.”

Of all the weak, seemingly-wannabe-edgy-thoughtpieces that purport to be worthwhile opinions on this shit, this is so far the weakest it almost hurts to read.

Yes. Please continue. I am sure the writers need you to tell them how to do their jobs. You are clearly more qualified than professional writers on one of the biggest shows of all time.

Not a woman. Not a man. Fictional characters on tv show about dragons.