"Oh, Billy, I shoulda left you dead baby, cuz THAT was a killer."

Guy goes to the doctor, "Doctor, you've got to help me, I've been farting silent, scentless farts for quite a while now! No one can hear them, no one can smell them, but I'm farting so frequently, there must be something wrong!" Doctor hands him some pills and says, "Here, take these." Next day, guy comes back, says,…

In a lot of companies, that's a signal that you're not a team player.

Do you think they have, like, logs of underage girls that visit their locations, and rapes that are committed there? And that they keep these documents for 40 years? And I don't think it's entirely reasonable to ask him to make a statement that seems to acknowledge that over a dozen of his employees were raped on…

What "documents" do you expect him to have when it sounds like none of the women reported the rape?

We are taking this seriously and apologize to anyone who was affected by the story.

I guess if you're a sexually frustrated middle aged border patrol agent...

Maybe in your day Grandpa.

Child porn is not illegal because it's morally corrupting. It's illegal because it portrays a crime. Banning media simply because we find it distasteful or immoral is a really bad idea. There are a lot of things in your life that Ted Cruz finds distasteful and immoral and he could be our next president — do you really…

"OH GOD. It's like I'm right back at the '97 Masters."

So, I'm dark-skinned, but the Indian kind. I'm a first generation kid who grew up with the benefits of having parents that came here with nothing and turned themselves into very successful professionals. They never took any form of government assistance, and have been in precarious positions running their business…

I honestly think Warner Bros of all people has the right take on the debate

I think it's one word, actually.

this gif tho

Second time today.

Funny and true. But mainly true.

intentionally throwing? they used the FACTS - you're just a media sheep and the actual story doesn't fit with what you were fed and the ideology some people/sites have tried to push.

"The Girth of a Nation"?

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get out of here with your context making things funny!! damnit!! let me be here with my blind hatred for family guy