JF424
JF424
JF424

On the one hand I get the homage to the Family Guy joke.

My secret weapon is an "upset stomach" in case I need to hang out in the bathroom for 20 minutes and play games on my phone.

I fucking LOVE that this person is refusing to accept this. Hahahaha, oh interwebs, never change.

Can I judge these schools because they hold twerking competitions for internships and simultaneously be appalled that that's what's called twerking in Czech Republic?

Is it white in here or is it just all of them?

Well, its recent resurgence is from that Twitter user, and then picked up by Rihanna on Twitter. Either way, it's a misattribution to W.E.B. DuBois (which, btw, is his name, not WB Dubois.)

Still not a W.E.B. DuBois quote. It was a guy on Twitter who goes by @fivefifths.

Poor Karl.

You know a dude called Felicia?

Ha, hilarious how all these commenters are suddenly putting aside their irrational hate for frats because Paul Rudd was in one.

He looks like a member of Whitesnake. That was the look back then for the cools.

The bad news, I suspect, is that you never realized your celebrity husband was a former frat boy.

*Does it thinking it was a joke*

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

MAH PEEEERN!

I that hear if you chant "feminism" in a bathroom mirror five times the ghost of Andrea Dworkin will appear and destroy your entire pornography collection.

"And that's because they can't. It might be the depressing bottom line, but there will always be men (and women) who suck, as much as we try to bring it to their attention that their advances are unwanted and inappropriate."

And don't even get me started on all the sites that have failed to deliver on their promise that "dozens of horny housewives in [my] area need immediate love."

Has it occurred to you that maybe an ad can be targeted to a PORTION of the entire demographic?

Look at movies: sometimes a movie trailer will be cut differently to highlight the jokes or the action, depending on who they're trying to appeal to.

Christ, calm down.