"people"

If you have a tattoo above your shoulders, you can't come to the game.

It makes me happy that people think the Fappening is a crime, but at the same time I am more than a little incredulous at the level of selective moral outrage on display.

If stealing nude pics is sexual assault, then what would it be if pics of JLaw eating dinner were stolen? Regular assault? The crime committed was theft (maybe voyeurism but even that's iffy cause the thief did not take the pics, just stole them). It just irks me to have to play the hyperbole game: "it's assault, it's…

What if you looked at the naked pictures, but didn't masturbate to them?

GET IT THE FUCK TOGETHER FRANCE. WE DIDN'T PULL YOUR ASSES OUT OF THE NAZI FIRE FOR THIS.

Wait, everyone tells me Europe is so much more cultured and tolerant than the US.

I see increasing ticket price 400% didn't bring in a better clientele.

Everything about this video is a microcosm of that entire fan base.

"It all started with the guy in khakis, with his dress shirt tucked in"

"I excel at avoiding the ubiquitous. . ."

That video is proof I would not last a week in prison

Right!? I think that's it. If he used it to show me he's hilarious, he'd definitely get a date. But he could seriously mean that, in seriousness. I knew a guy kinda like that, and once I realized that he was serious... mmmm, kinda lost it's appeal. Granted, he was also a scumbag for other reasons (I dated his brother…

I think he's hilarious. I don't think that makes you a horrible person, just one with a sense of humour.

I feel exactly the same way! Happy I'm not alone in my awfulness.

Some of this song is pretty idiotic given that Tinder is a well-accepted hookup platform. Telling a girl she's hot or that you'd like to fuck her is pretty standard fare, and not at all inappropriate for the platform.

There are smart and dumb ways to do that, obviously, just as there are appealing and off-putting…

I'll join you in ambivalence. He's clearly witty and probably fun to hang out with, but, on the other hand, he may mean every word. I'd still have coffee with this ass.

I'm a horrible person and that would actually make me laugh. Like, I'd consider going on a date with them. Which, apparently the guy doesnt want. /shrug

are you sure you slowed it down enough