"Do you have a national championship ring?"

Come on. The balancing between "negative affect on child" and "costs associated with moving to a new town" absolutely changes when you have a black child vs. when you have a white child. (and, really, because children who have one black bio parent and one white bio parent do SO WELL in the adoption system, that's…

The headline is disingenuous at best. I doubt the refs were like "Ayyyy....he's doing a MUSLIM-PRAYER TD CELEBRATION!! We need to appease our fundamental Christian fan base!!!!" Don't half ass it from the very beginning. Geez.

Reid: "Husain, great work out there!"

That's because the refs never saw the celebration. They were too busy looking at each other, laughing, and mouthing "No shit..."

No, you're criticizing them because you are a joyless scold.

"This is harmless to me. But I DO NOT SPEAK FOR ALL BLACK PEOPLE."

Thug has for almost it's entire history NOT meant what people are trying to use it for now. The n-word came into existence for that sole purpose. It was it's only reason for creation. There is a world of difference there.

Oh my god, white people did a thing, let's all be outraged about it.

Good lord! Does anything on earth make you happy? It's a funny little website and book that pokes fun at the stuffiness and delicacy of cookbooks. It is the "Go the Fuck to Sleep" of cookbooks.

I think people on both extremes are rather off-point in assuming that having things one way or another will be some huge difference. This is, overall, a good idea.

"I watched 20 pornos to compile this list!" Not all women express satisfaction, some just grab your ass and moan loudly, others take the lead, others bite. You are so full of shit it hurts.

Manbot: Do you want sexual intercourse?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidoli…

This is horrible. But the sink seems indifferent to the situation...

PS I call Pope.

ALERT: If, on the Yandy site, you select the category 'Twerk' on the left you will not get offensive twerking costumes (as I was expecting). You will instead see all the images on the site twerk! Like this — look closely, NOTE THE BUTTS.

Do you want to f*ck a snowman?

Not hard at all. You marry Nicki, as per above, you fuck Rihanna because that seems like it would be a blast and she's clearly not ready to settle down and you kill Beyonce because then she comes back to life three days later and we get started on building the Church of Beyentology.

...Jennifer Lawrence?