I don’t know what it is but I just can’t not recline. My body is too uncomfortable without it and there’s really no reason your bodily comfort is more important than mine.

Right? I recline as soon as I get in the chair and only move it back up when I’m told to do so.

I cannot wait for the day to watch A Million Ways to Die in the West with my son. He’ll also have full access to Blazing Saddles, Animal House, Family Guy or anything else that may offend your delicate sensibilities.

I disagree. People who don’t like Seth McFarlane are just the losers in life who have forgotten how to have fun. Shame really.

“I don’t want to spend my time analyzing a dumb comedy’s ethnographic attitudes “

A buddy of mine in film/television production told me that Kaplan used to show up for filming puffy eyed and hungover from partying the night before. Not a big deal for the average job holder but it is when you’re paid to go on camera, act and look good.

While I agree the first part of that statement is a negative, I’m not too sure the second one is. What’s wrong with having pride in collective accomplishments of a nation? No, I didn’t physically build our interstate highway system, but I can still marvel at the engineering ingenuity behind it, enjoy and use it and…

I love the fact that we’re bigger, faster, stronger and that we run our mouths.

You’re more kind than me. I would have let this person keep going.

Get it? They’re showing the differences between how white and black people are portrayed in the media. Very sly you guys. Very.

It’s still in development but Phillips is coming out with a tongue cleaning attachment for their electronic toothbrushes.

On the topic of representation, I’ve always felt the underlying issue isn’t “Wes Anderson doesn’t cast enough POC.” It’s that Wes Anderson is able to create high quality, well received films without POC. I think it’s the realization that POC weren’t needed to make something great that irks people.

“If being black is such a sweet deal, why are millions of white people ignoring this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity?”

I use mine for websites that require an email address but I don’t want to give them my real one.

Fantasy Sports and the only reason I stick with them is because they have all my history logged.

She had to step down? Like, she wasn’t already fired?

So. When you run like an 8 year old carrying his first highly marked report card over to the Jezebel authors and purr “Look how I decry the treatment of women in popular media!” which reward do you go with? The ice cream sandwich or staying up another 15 minutes past your bedtime?

yes, I do know what the word means. You’re suggesting that the mere possibility that someone could be offended by a thought or idea is reason enough for that person to keep their mouth shut.

Silencing ideas and thought with threats of being offended. I love it.

Kangaroo or Mustang?