I work with my dad. He'll walk into my cube fart audibly, say something business related and walk out. Sometimes he'll come in and say something racist so the fart ends up being the least offensive thing of that 3 minute interaction.

I am the G.D. life of the party.

"Once I went to a Christmas party and stole several people's drink tickets and had to be cut off and then I danced so hard and so fast—a horrifying mixture of tap and what I would call "modern hip-hop"—that I ended up throwing up in public. "

What do you mean "if so" the writer's name is Cara Hessels? She's on twitter right here.

Uhm, I could be wrong, but I believe you're quoting a woman.

Ya. That typo is the real issue here.

My personal favorite is when you trotted out the "I have a masters degree in journalism from Columbia" as if anyone should have been impressed.

I feel like the racist porn rug has been pulled out beneath us.

It's amazing how well this holds up.

Black people and the internet, just a helluva combo. Truly a systematic failure that they didn't gain access to those AOL discs at the same pace as white people.

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"If the kids aren't old enough or mature enough to understand the historical context, and how so much beloved entertainment can be problematic, it's probably a good idea to wait until they're more mature before exposing them to racist stuff."

I'd tattoo that gif on me if I could.

Can I ask what you mean by "rap is seven layers past that simplistic lyrics-on-trial reading"?

Some of those husbands who named their daughters are either A) not honest to their partners about their porn consumption or B) Do not look at porn.

Right? I don't have any fantastic reasoning other than "I just don't like it and it makes my face scrunch up"

Fair question! First I need to point out that it's not the usage of color the color pink that bothers me. I'd be cringing if say for example, Green Day came out with an album titled The Greenprint or something like that.

"The Pinkprint" is a pretty cringy album title.

/checks with the refs....

"Quadildo" - Speaking of trademarks, I uh, um, have to go make millions of dolla.... I mean, brine a turkey.