I'll be honest, I'm too impressed to even ask you to add the double sided dildo. That being said... It IS a cross that does have four ends...

My mistake. I'll show myself out.

No. You fool. That film is trade marked. What you need to do is come out with a porn parody called "Not The Birth Of A Nation".

C'mon. It's a pretty funny scene when Quagmire just pops out of nowhere and orders them up.

Goddamn I needed that one.

Here's a protip for the long con. Tell people you were diagnosed with mild IBS and you'll have that excuse locked and loaded for the rest of your life.

Right? Holy shit, it's like we're preview to the psychological definition of denial.

What would you describe the behavior as?

Are you a marine biologist? How did you know which species of Sea Urchin that is?

Definitely plays the bass guitar.

To be clear, wasn't trying sham ya there. I was dead serious - that's great sign it was a good joke.

My racist dad would have a field day, so I'm planning on having a sit down meeting prior to Thursday so I can tell him to keep his mouth shut and not ruin the Holiday.

ok, nobody yell at me because I'm honestly asking. What did the actual evidence say about that 150 foot thing? And by actual evidence, I mean what was presented to the GJ.

You know this is a good joke if it still holds up even with a massive typo.

Man, the hell that is your life.

There's some level of irony involved with a no name blogger claiming that Eli Roth isn't "shit" as she so kindly put it.

And as far as I'm concerned, he gets a pass that lasts all of eternity for that performance.

Well I mean, it's a self appointed job. Anyone with an internet connection can claim their journalist and then demand protection from investigation, right?

Doesn't that same moral hazard exist with journalists though? Aren't they just as capable of blackmailing?