You don't consider oral sex for both parties standard in a relationship? To steal from Dan Savage, that'd be like having a car with no AC unit.

You follow drudge on twitter?

Look, do you really need to shit on my joke?

You show me a 10 year old boy who doesn't use slang for "anus" and I'll show you a serial killer in training.

"before movies in theaters owned by Mark Cuban"

Fuck. That's good. Like, I am mad at myself and jealous of you type good.

It's somewhere in that second x.

Mine would drop the "I'm not even mad, that's amazing" line.

Let's get something straight, I'm a giant pussy with 0 fights under my belt and I even thought that was shameful.

I..... did not see the legit h/t to "totalfratmove.com" coming.

Followed up by listing cities around the world? We're reaching Genesis level of experimental prog rock.

(•_•) /

I'd opt out of the surgery, just say I was unsure about that part or something.

Who is joking? I'd do that in a heart beat.

A news paper drumming up a controversy? To what end I ask?!?!

With or without this rule proposed rule change, the first thing I'd do after being convicted of a crime would be to announce my status as a trans woman. I wouldn't last a week in a men's prison.

What's the equivalent of "pics or it didn't happen" in this scenario? Not saying you're lying, I could just really go for a good blooper reel.

I also like "by a bee's dick"

4 of those 10 had it on mute so they wouldn't be distracted during their crossword.

I agree. Before I watched I just assumed the guy was going to hit the panic button, but he held it together. It actually reminded a good parent during a teaching moment with their racist 2 year old.