Absolutely nothing. Just that it's a joke of website.

It's true. I am very laid back and unconfrontational.

Nobody reads the fucking Seattle Weekly except people from the 'burbs who are trying to stay up on Seattle news.

Ya, I think there's something bold about not doing what conformists say you shouldn't do.

I'd say that change took over once the conformists started deciding that "edginess" can only be achieved by punching up and taking on the man. There's nothing bold about mocking the man, it's the lowest hanging fruit out there.

6th star. That's when you know you've hit it big. The hotel you're staying at has a magical star added to the standard rating system.

You're probably right on both points - making money and being unfulfilled. The one part I disagree with is this idea of their being a pecking order within that group, but that's probably me just wishing they're all BFFs and never fight and have no egos.

Do you think Rock feels like he plays second fiddle in those Sandler flicks? I don't. I think they're just four dudes who like to riff with each other with nobody taking the lead in the film. Could be wrong, just an opinion.

Well since we're holding the flashlight under the sheets and telling secrets, I'll spill guts too. I also googled her to make sure she was who I thought it was. Also, I hit an animal with my car in high school and just kept driving. I told myself it was a raccoon, but it very well could have been a dog.

The bottle rocket sound effect was the best.

Ya, it passes the "buzz test" which means anyone as stupid as me should, hypothetically, know who she is. In a position of power of a country that actually yields power. Democratically elected which may carry more weight than a self made rich person. That's a good one.

Off the topic, but is Oprah the most powerful woman in the world? I'm not asking to rhetorically prove Bill's point, I'm just kind of wondering where she stands in comparison to other women in position of power and influence in this world.

You know what they say "ye who hasn't slipped and jammed something up their ass, cast thy first stone."

I think we can all agree that the CEO was correct about the fabric thing, right?

Best news I've heard all day. I've always wanted one but was afraid of the association.

You're using that incorrectly.

"Cluelessness about institutional inequality isn't a crime, but it's a major contributing factor to the grand nerd myth of the internet as a perfect meritocracy in which everyone is equal and the worst crime is special pleading."

"I don't know how you could possibly think about the Antebellum Era without first and foremost acknowledging slavery."

You mean the one guy out four who floundered in obscurity for decades is begging to be in a blockbuster reboot? What are the chances!? What a jerk.

Holy shit. He actually called women and minorities lazy on his facebook feed?