Jesus. Look at that rap sheet. I love that we just haaaaaad to give that guy one more chance to get his shit turned around. Look where that leniency gets you.

I'm 33 with a kid and mortgage and those are still my favorite things. The things I do take seriously, in order, are my marriage, kid, and paying the mortgage. My job is just a means to an end, nothing I'm passionate about but allows me to have fun doing non serious things. I'm apathetic to politics and have been…

Right on. Thanks! I'm avoiding learning about this at all costs. My wife described it to me last night in bed as "Ben Affleck comes home and the story unfolds from there."

Super quick - can I read that passage without ruining the film?

Violent Femmes was an acoustic rock band, I don't understand the comparison.

I laughed and I'm pretty much the funniest person I know. You on the other hand, you seem really unfunny.

Follow up. What if you masturbated to the thought of the pictures, but didn't look?

Stealing "provincial barbarians". No take backs.

I'm glad someone else picked up on that. That opening line allowed me to jump straight to the comments section.

Do it like I do. Sit in the rich white people area and you should be just fine.

I'd be cool with it, but that's only because I don't have my head up my own ass.

You made your bed. Now sleep.

"The Abdullah incident was fixing to become a full-on shitshow"

That's a helluva run on sentence. But yeah, those people are idiots for thinking their feathers and headdresses have some magical significance.

They're humping air. Get Earth, Heart & Fire in on this and we'll have a fantastic combo.

That's depressing to learn.

I'm assuming it's a bomb?

While what you're saying is correct, you're glossing over the implication of the headline which is the idea that the refs were acting out of some level of bigotry when you know as well as I do the ref pulled the trigger too fast and thought the player was simply going to the ground. I mean, nowhere in that wikipedia…

I have to admit, this is top notch analysis of the tape.

So butt hurt was an understatement then?