This particular use of the word "thug" has really rustled you jimmies hasn't it? Like, you are super butt hutt that this exists.

A Jezebel article hating on whites, Reddit AND Paltrow with a touch of smarmy ass tone policing? This circle jerk should be fantastic.

There is never a reason to not watch football.

Don't apologize. I've said it once and I'll say it again. There are some really smart people on this website and I love how they share their knowledge.

I forgot what it's called, but part of human's evolutionary development causes us to see faces in inanimate objects. It comes from us trying to find the faces of predators in the wild.

Now that you bring that up, what is the fractional tipping point when people get to start claiming representation?

That's fair, she certainly does have marketing behind her and who knows what would have happened if Kelly Rowland was considered the more traditionally attractive one?

And just so we're clear, you're going with Beyonce as a model of underachievement and not the (more talented) woman who publicly debased herself and family and couldn't make it out of her 40s?

That is a really good call on "dibs" there.

And who, pray tell, would be your representation of your generation?

This is easy as shit. Kill Nicki, the music industry can crap another one of her out in 10 minutes. Fuck Rihanna because, well, I'm not getting any younger. And marry the most talented, beautiful woman of my generation.

Ya, that sounds more right.

I have no idea. Frankly neither of these two scenarios would surprise me. 1) He enjoys seedy, anonymous sex at rest stops. 2) He's an old dude who spits out words without knowing what they mean. E.G. my father who once said "I gave it the ol' double deucer" when describing a time he went to two sporting events in one…

Technically the jokes were about movies that featured sexually assault.

About the fifteen second mark should do it.

A SEXY shitshow.

An adult that goes by "Billy" is calling kids lame?

I still don't see how any of this is a problem.

I think that if you're arguing that the degree of which the ass is perched is the difference between the photos, you're splitting hairs.

You guys have a weird hate boner for Paula Deen.