Because they can not relate to car owners problems...maybe someone could reach them via the path of not having a normal gearbox (Fixies vs. Smart-semi-auto-thingy).

I'm sorry... F-150 is not the answer butttt... Raptor is..

If the roads are in good condition, we might actually make it to White Castle.

I think we know what needs to be done.

Really?

This is the face of the world's most tolerant woman.

How about coming to Toronto, Canada and reviewing the new Nissan Micra its base MSRP is a whopping $9998.00 and find out how well it matches up with the Spark.

How did this get left off? Jackie Chan in "Who am I" this made me and I am sure many others in the US aware of the Evolution before Gran Turismo ONE!

Hey! We'll still have kids that can't read or write but we got pimpin ass electric buses!

Smart World.

How about rule #1.

Road head.

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Stalling at the lights. It can happen to anyone. Even if the recovery is quick, it's still pretty embarrassing.

Better than sending Stinger missiles, right?

Any of the Lexus "December to Remember" ads. Every Christmas season we are inundated with ads for overpriced Camrys hoping we will show our souses how successful we are buy going deep into debt.

I guess it sounds tough....

Finally! A chance to use the Jeepney in a QOTD response :D