Dad?

I agree with you, but it going to be a tough sell to get some Americans to be more "European" .

Too easy

mind = blown

I would be scared of whoever is driving this car. He/she hasn't passed their driving test!

I'd hate to be that guy, but ford was selling the current gen of fusions in 2012.

i hope BMW has the clearance to call the fastest 4 series the M4 and not something stupid like 4 Mdrive GTS

I must be the only Jalop that lusts after the tesla model S.

the car that took my parents from the court house to the reception was a new corolla. For the record, they were married in 1986, and this is not the exact car that took them there.

[insert snide remark about the jalopnik-ford fusion tie-in]

Last year I wrote a paper about the Fast and Furious franchise and how it related to American society. It got a B+. The Slate article would have gotten a D for being 6 pages too short.

Reading the fast 5 article felt like reading my physics 101 homework

Because it holds the record for getting from the east coast to California, and it did it without getting any tickets.

Make an attempt to teach her how to use the sync system on her edge. Teaching people over 50 how to use technology is just as hard for the teacher as it is for the student

google "cap and trade". I tried to explain it but I ended up confusing myself.

I'm finishing up my second year of college studying international business. I'm assuming that in the future I'm going to need to buy something on the stock market. Having read jalopnik for months has helped me keep up with Tesla, and I think that they might be the first company i ever buy stock in.

I spy a 90's hip hop gif. good work Orlove

As a college student with no car, I feel slightly happy that this rich kid is temporarily without his precious M5.

I Woke up in an Old Bugatti!

speaking as a passenger, The Izuzu Alterra is one of the most capable SUV's on provincial roads/farm tracks in the Philippines. It's Diesel powered, comfortable even in the 3rd row, and is capable off road. By the same vein, the Izuzu D-Max is the Pick-up version of the Alterra. If this truck can conquer the…