Great. Then I should be able to do this:

It’s grape.

What? Those iPad things they’re using?

Why? The middle class voted for politicians that created laws that made it legal for him to not have to pay taxes.

I sleep on the couch.

I sleep on the couch.

Is that Carrie Fisher doing the voiceover?

She let lots of lives be destroyed by her career - just look at her gun-running via the Clinton Foundation and her authorized drone strikes.

I’d be more afraid of a celestial event than a nuclear attack. Sure, nuclear attack is plausible, but at least the human population at large can prevent it from happening. Celestial objects like meteors, asteroids, and comets are completely unavoidable, and at present, humankind isn’t prepared for them if they are on…

According to Hillary, #brownlivesdontmatter

(This isn’t going to end well)

“identified as Jeronimo Yanez”

Countering insults with violence?

Matthew McConaughey looks good with a shaved head.

Instead of hyperbole and fantasy, you only need two words to honestly describe Hillary:

Does that have both metric and imperial measurements for the socket bits?

Does that have both metric and imperial measurements for the socket bits?

The original Mirror’s Edge trailer. Especially with that song!

Bring on the cybernetic dildo bats!!!

YES! Now if they have a statue of Johnny Gat somewhere, I’m all in on this!

I don’t get why you say the story of The Division is boring. Green Poison, Russian scientists, bioterrorism, military conspiracies, and lone wolf terrorists all make for good disaster-porn ticket sales at the box office.