Bring out that leftover frozen pumpkin pie from Thanksgiving.

#nolivesmatter

Someone called me “privileged because I’m white” once. I find that racist! Where’s my money? If I’m so privileged, give me twice as much as this minority!!

The only crime is that taxpayers will ultimately pay for the lawsuit.

Retailers started doing it a few years ago because consumers liked the idea of buying cheap Christmas gifts, instead of spending Christmas money (assuming you got any) on Boxing Day (really Boxing Week) sales afterwards.

Retailers started doing it a few years ago because consumers liked the idea of buying cheap Christmas gifts, instead…

No Superman 3 reference?

What? No SkyNet from T3 scenes??

I always liked the Max Headroom scenes where they used old typewriters as computer keyboards.

No video like this is complete without some reference to the bullshittery of Electric Dreams.

That scene of the missile looks like they ripped it off Saint’s Row (which, yeah, admittedly they probably parodied from something else).

All kidding aside, when you get old and slip on the stairs, you can break a hip or a femur - and that is NO FUN AT ALL!!

Every time I see Domo-kun, I think of this:

It’s be a pasty white guy in a parka and tuque, knockin’ down a cold one.

It’s be a pasty white guy in a parka and tuque, knockin’ down a cold one.

Don’t give a fuck. Got it.

We’ve heard this before from a certain bearded fuck that doesn’t know how many episodes make up a trilogy.

I want to point out that Google is doing ABSOLUTELY NO deals for Black Friday or Cyber Monday in Canada. I wanted to get a Nexus 5X reduced. I was told that Bell - the only carrier in Canada selling it (and at $80 MORE than Google’s unlocked price) - told Google that if they ran the sale, they can kiss their…

I want to point out that Google is doing ABSOLUTELY NO deals for Black Friday or Cyber Monday in Canada. I wanted to…

Give em some flatbread and hummus and tell them to STFU and be grateful that they have something to eat.

Or if you want a cheap mechanical-like keyboard, you could buy a $20 Keytronic one.

Hey look! Allie Jones is renting out her inspiration chamber.