"xbox on" "give me a sprite" "mommy don't touch there nooo"
All commands Xbox Kinect 2.0© can use while being in it's Sleep State©.
Xbox One© Hell of A Ripoff.

They should just rename it Wii-u2. At least the stupid soccer moms would be like "hey I like u2. Bono is so nice"

Lower resolution graphics?

Note: I should have read the article, where he states what I just said about calling a wii-u a wii.

wii-u wii-u wii-u —- the sound of nintendos ambulance coming to take this gaming system to the hospital. But it'll probably be, dead on arrival :(

NOTE: SHE SAYS 32GB WII.
Not Wii-u.

See Nintendo!? You fucked up.

And now, I feel incredibly stupid.

Hold on, let me grab a goddamn microscope to read the text on that tiny picture.

I think the true question is:

WHY!?!?

Do you think it's like... cool to mount something onto the back of your tv? Might as well mount a stove to the back of your fridge.

NOTE: That's the chucky from after the 3rd movie. He's all cut up and sewn back together. The Dvd coming out next month is a rebooted chucky, called "Curse of Chucky". They didn't even do a proper movie tie in. How idiotic lol.

Today in News:
Shameless Chucky "endless runner" crap movie-tie-in game is released shortly before shameless Chucky straight-to-dvd crap reboot releases.

lol If only you really knew. ;)

Right. Name, and gimmick.

Soccer moms and old people be like "I already gotta wii!"

Instead of releasing a system that's sorta powerful today, they release a system with tech everyone been playing since 2006.

Oh, but it has a screen in the controller. Total selling point right?

It's pretty sad when Nintendo only sells…

Blah blah blah. You're still talking? It's been 2 days since my OP. Please move on with your life.

I hope mine wins. He looks awesome with the glasses of him. And her tongue to the side gives her that "I'm goofy ass miley cyrus" of mine. Plus the sims Diamond. Brilliant.

Party time.

That's where the best flavor comes from bud. I mean, son.

THAT'S NOT BRINE, that's your mothers pussy juice. Tasty mmm mmm mmm.

You hurteded my feelings and I cut myself. 27 times. :''''''''''''(

How's this for growing up?