IT BEGINS

Sony finally develops a console that's easy to develop for? Soon rain will be falling up and dogs will be sleeping with cats. The end of all is nigh. Thanks, Sony.

My wrists hurt just from thinking about using that thing.

Only tangentially related, but I recently had the experience of someone on a forum calling me by my first name during a response to an argument I posed to them when no personal details were offered through my profile. Was very confused how they did it until in a moment of clarity I Googled the username I chose to use…

Someone just really wanted to make a cinemagraph?

Strange that would be the case, because the strongest entries in the series take place in that era.

My online names are almost always now a variation of 'Biz' If I can snag just 'Biz,' that's the best (which isn't common to do, even Kinja demanded a four-letter name). No real good story behind it, just a long-standing nickname that keeps coming back around (Even when I move, new people I meet ultimately drop my…

I completely know you're being facetious, but Bayonetta is a strange example for them to use. I see her as almost a parody of the Highly Sexualized Female Game Character. It's like they took the primary tropes for such characters and just took them to their ultimate logical extreme. She's almost a satire unto herself.…

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It sure is bad. Fang's arm looks like it could hang past her knee, and Vanille is staring into my soul while wielding a wooden hand.

Never heard of Cowboy Cookies but I heave heard of (and eaten more than one of) the Slopper. If anything is uniquely Colorado, it's that "sandwich." They're so ubiquitous now you can find them from FoCo down to Trinidad and across the Divide as well. Fuck those cookies. I back the Slopper.

Since NM's signature dish isn't pork green chile, I suggest we take ownership of that one. It's even more ubiquitous than the breakfast burritos it frequently cloaks.

When improving my archer builds in Skyrim, I would rush the zoom ability pretty quickly, but pretty much ignored the time-slowing after the first time I picked it up. Found it threw off my timing when leading a target and simply didn't like it. Not a fan of that ability, and worth noting that I say this as a…

have him zip through multiple dungeons and locations become the hero of ____.. and finally defeat ganon all int he span of 90-100 minutes.

Controls worked very well, if you're playing the game correctly. Spammers/button mashers need not apply, though.

As someone who loves PC games but has lately struggled with M/KB due to physical limitations, this is looking fantastic. I love the look/potential feel of the acceleration recognition in the swipe on the right pad. This is all stuff I've learned how to do with a stick as it is, but the amount of precision they're…

Isn't this only partially true? I played extensively on the US West Realm in Diablo II and distinctly remember Realm character (and active game) storage being server-side and I can remember very few issues with hacked items or characters because of it. I even just checked classic.battle.net to confirm my suspicion…

Really putting the "ham" in "hamburger."

The only terrible people are those who blindly cast their votes based on the letter appended to the end of the candidate's name. Did you? If so, you're a terrible voter. But then, you'd be in ample company. Seems to be the only qualification all too many people cast their vote on.

There was ample compromise leading up to the implementation of the ACA. There was ample time to argue against it, vote against it, not approve it, railroad it to failure, or whatever else they felt was their obligation to do prior to being voted by the House and confirmed by the Senate and ultimately signed into law…