babies or ferrets?

Baby fingers are delicious. What's your point?

I'm from DE, a state with maybe 25 people in it, so I know Joe personally, and he is just as dope IRL.

Oh Joe, be still my heart! There are really just no words for how much I love that man!

Someone's going to do it...

the educators in Staten Island and Queens

oh god i read the rest. jesus christ.

This is getting scary that you can be charged/prosecuted for having a miscarriage. If your body doesn't cooperate like it *should* and carry the fetus to term, be prepared to suffer consequences. As if you can even prevent a miscarriage or that a teenager would know what to do in that situation.

har•mo•ny 2 is $2 not $3 as of now. I also assume you meant $7 and not 47 :)

har•mo•ny 2 is $2 not $3 as of now. I also assume you meant $7 and not 47 :)

Settle down, Self Righteous McJudgy Pants. There's a whole lot of info you don't know here. Why didn't Alice call someone? Maybe she doesn't have a voice that works. Not exactly outside the realm of possibility for an octogenarian. Why didn't she wheel her ass around to get someone to assist her? Maybe she was in the…

Nope. She is definitely saying "Fuckin' hell."

Actually, The New York Times did this a few months ago. It was done in pure seriousness, and commenters took to it. Hail, Zeus!

Damn it, Sorbo, why do you have to taint the memory of my childhood? :(

For fuck snakes

I just noticed that it supports up to 4 players locally and 16 online. Sounds like a fun marriage.

If these bears are smart, they'll haul ass through Serbia and up to Croatia to try and get roles as extras on Game of Thrones.

"at any moment, 7-year-old giraffe Autumn is about to give birth to a calf"