Hopefully the next moron in a truck with a flag will think twice before doing something like this.

Wait. That was their defense? That they weren’t the ones who threatened the partygoers? Man, fuck y’all. You rolled up six or seven cars deep into a mostly African-American neighborhood with Confederate flags flying from every single vehicle. You purposely went out looking for a fucking conflict, and when you noticed…

You lack rational thinking skills and reading comprehension.

Absolutely! He should maybe set up a private email server, too!

I think science journals should be more like the “Highlights for Children” magazines, complete with riddles, hidden pictures and Goofus & Gallant subarticles. Much more palatable and easier to read that way. Plus if none of the main articles are of interest for that month, I’d still have a chance of learning…

Yeah, like that is the fucking panacea for everything. Oh you have a brain tumor. Exercise, lose weight and change your diet. Oh you have died, exercise, lose weight and change your diet, blah fucking blah blah blah.

I’d go further and say that H.R. Giger went on a deep sea diving mission with James Cameron, and decided to draw what he saw.

With HR Geiger as the executive chef. Why do they all look like they just squeezed their way out of someone’s ass?

If Ridley Scott and John Carpenter opened a sushi bar...

Is this a Risk map?

I was told it would have a goatee.

Now you’re just giving Marvel Ideas.

My best guess: It will turn out the Terrigen Mists don’t kill mutants. It just puts them into a death-like state while it changes them. He’ll come back more powerful than ever. Until, it turns out that making mutants inhuman drastically reduces their lifespan. Then, they’ll use reverse-engineered Celestial tech to…

‘A Fistful of Data’s’ one could say.

Yea, as a TNG lover, I am stoked to pick this up.