“I reject your reality and substitute my own.”

Have you seen her eyes? She is strung out on something. Or recovering from it.

You can. Or at least you can convince your English teacher if you are an immigrant of middle-eastern descent in a medium sized Texas city.

The dead rat IS pizza rat. Since the original viral message he has constantly been finding pizza donated (dropped) by fans. This is what happens when your diet is pizza for a few months.

yep. Thanks

I guess nuclear assured destruction was a good enough deterrent. No one played “drop the nuke” during the cold war.

I used to believe that there was this big magical being up in the sky that you needed to talk to every night and if you were good he would grant you wishes.

Last night I had this happen. I shot a raider and his head separated from his body. This happens all the time. I blow people’s heads off. Normally the head flies off and the body drops to the ground. But in this case the head fell slowly to the ground and the body flew a dozen feet into the air.

I am pretty sure he existed. I doubt the stories about him though. Most were written decades and centuries after his death. And it wasn’t as if passing information from one generation to the next was really easy; Scrolls and Stories. It would be like a contemporary author writing about Winston Churchill but without…

My comment was just ribbing you. I know it wasn’t a real trolling. (You could do so much better.)

I did say “today”. I guess you missed reading that.

It’s not even the right year. Doesn’t the latest calculation indicate a birth year of 4BC for Jesus?
Also, it’s a well documented fact that that Jesus was born on his Uncle’s birthday.

Celebration doesn’t mean you get the day off.

So, your aunt has been told not to say “Merry Christmas?” When say they are unhappy about this (made-up) controversy I just want to ask them WHO is telling them not to say it.

There is no “War on Christmas” it’s just a way to get people all riled up and forget about the real wars and social inequality in this country.

The Congress needs to get off it’s ass and talk about the REAL war we are still fighting and the potential war in Syria. This is just a distraction.

Is this a pile of shit? I get the reference.

The “Diversity Means...” sign is just about the most abhorrent thing I have seen today.

This whole article reminds me of this:

I love the gun raffle picture. 499 tickets “sold” for a $10 “donation”.