How old are you? You seem unsympathetic and immature.

Very very untrue - at least for the people I know.

It’s about Tony and anyone (male or female) in his position.

Then she should have ignored the post from a man.

The response to this man’s mail is very ugly.
He says he’s not being treated like he used to be and asks if there is anything you know of that can help.
You basically tell him his life is over and he needs to fade away gracefully. You do provide him options but in a backhanded compliment kind of way. If you don’t know…

“But Linneaus was a creative man, descended from sternly resourceful Lutherans.”

Another dumb title. Of course you don’t have to read it. Duh.

mmm, drunk people?

It means buying the company, passing management to a third party and waiting till they mismanage it into the ground. Bankruptcy is next, followed by an explanation of how it’s not your fault because it was a third party doing the management. Everyone loses their job and you somehow make a profit on it.

I wish we could post a message about not peeing on the floor. It seems that peeing on the floor is OK with management but signs asking people not to pee on the floor isn’t.

Fuck - if you can’t hit the target then go sit on the commode and do it.

I can totally understand about the Sonic story. Most of the time the service is great but every once in a while you get someone on the intercom and you wonder how they made it to work that day. Fortunately, my sonic has a display that shows the items you ordered and they ask if everything is correct before proceeding.…

WHAT? Stadiums are a scam? Oh my gosh!
Tell me something I didn’t already know. The bad part is that people will still want them even though they know it’s a scam and money loser. They make the rest of us pay for it.

Of course you do.

Now about that bridge I have to sell in California.... It’s big.

Amputation has never been a viable method of weight control.

Lanyards....

You think it was a rip off. I think that it’s possible for such a thing to happen more than once.

In the article it said they were on a golf course. That doesn’t look like a golf course.

The headless man story must be fictitious. He was in a trailer park and there was a tornado in the area. It would have wiped him out before the fireworks shell did.

Two stories in short.
1) Roman Candle, explosion, hand with 2nd degree burns.
2) Bottle Rocket, fireworks inventory on hood of car, burned car hood and brown pants.

Great story. Thanks.