Unlike you, I plan to live forever.

Then maybe Nintendo can release a console called "Blood Money".

If it's a 100% probability, why is there a 'usually' in there?

Defenestration is the sincerest form of STOP PLAYING THAT FUCKING SONG.

Well. It's definitely not 4 hours, and it's certainly not 10,000 hours either. I think a lot more research needs to be conducted before we can make that judgment.

I want to go to there.

I'm just sick and tired of looking at drab colors all the time. RCRN doesn't even seem to brighten anything up for me.

Observers?

im 12 and what is this

Son, it's me. Please come back home, the palace misses you.

"Foxconn scandals make regular headlines. It's possible your PS3 is built with this same kind of forced-march, pressure-cooker mentality. It's possible your HTC tablet is made illegally by underage, underpaid kids. It's possible almost every major gadget company has just as much sweat on its hands as Apple—and if we…

Thanks for the helpful spoiler tag, buddy. Guess I'll just go get the cliffnotes version of the movie now.

I measure a song's value on several dimensions: instrumentation, melody, harmony and lyrical content. Because it only succeeds in the lyrical department (for me), it fails entirely.

I don't see the humor, sorry.

Eh, not really.

A parallel universe in which circumstances in Young Joe's life still have an impact on Old Joe? That doesn't make sense: a parallel universe would entail that these are separate and unconnected instances of the characters. I'm more inclined to believe that it's very much the same universe because Old Joe's memories…

Screw your child! He has hyper malaria!

You're kind of repeating yourself here.

The context of the statement is often more important than the statement itself. Say what you mean and mean what you say. In other words, no, I knew.