You can't base your presumptions off of visual appeal. Spies aren't supposed to look like spies.

Because it looks cool, god damn it!

You're not the only one. I think it's almost fitting that they've dug themselves into this hole of having to release the next AC before the end of 2012 ... with very little time to develop the actual game, the epic conclusion they've been building up to all along will be poorly executed. And that's exactly what they…

This is going to be terrible.

Do not want.

In terms of his impending mortality, yeah, it wasn't hard to predict. Staying strictly close to the topic of accuracy, though ... it's eerily close. If it was a month or more off, then I wouldn't be really surprised.

Well, actually. Considering that 14 days is about 3% of the year, they were pretty close ... that's a really good margin of error. Not that they planned on his death or anything.

Fantastic incentive, considering Minecraft is a game that'll never be complete. Look at any online game in the history of ever ... Conceptually, those games are never complete, either. You're paying for all the content that's ever been made, and more. Only difference with Minecraft is that you're paying once for a…

But have shitty controls and undedicated memory. I can't play shit on my iPad without the thing crashing. Handheld gaming platforms have their own niche market and will adapt accordingly. They aren't going anywhere.

N-Gage? Yeah, right. Keep phones out of my game consoles, thank you.

Well, of course it would work on another account if it wasn't locked data - but I'm talking about the likely event that it is locked ... and it probably will be to circumvent trophy exploits. Furthermore, it's not that it isn't capable of doing what it claims to do, it's that it's going to do it badly because of this…

Didn't you know? Everybody leans left to turn right on motorcycles in anime land.

But you're not a minority. The PSP owner demographic shows that a lot of people jump from international accounts on a regular basis. Maybe the same isn't true of PS3 owners, but consider that many families out there have multiple accounts that are frequently juggled. Why even tout the PS Vita as an accompanying…

Sigh ... all of this complaining could be averted if Sony just simply decided to make the PSN an international market. Do away with the god damn borders and just allow everyone to download what they want, regardless of the language it's in.

Physicists would have a field day.

Challenge accepted.

Everyone's getting botox these days. It's the new thing.

We expected what we were spoonfed because Metal Gear Solid has always been over-the-top: "Ocelot getting possessed by Liquid Snake? Gosh darn, that sounds implausible enough to actually be true."

Transformers has become more than what you think it to be. The movies (which people often think of as taboo because they apparently don't do the series justice) followed that sort of "robots in disguise" motto initially, but they broke away from it. Why? Because it wasn't long before almost everyone realized that…