Stories are an instance. They are an isolated quantum. They are a construct. A journey - a past tense journey.

>edgy, dark

My wonderment is over why it is.

I played this stuff as a child, and I expect child Me would’ve found this momentarily amusing, at most. Because it wouldn’t interfere with me getting money or items or whatever.

Question fork: Is no-consequence doucheparking okay?

Anything built in sissy mode is partial credit.

This whole room is so dim I can’t see.

>put Intelligence in the science bay
>don’t seek 0% happiness!
>you should try to get caps

Every game is determined before the core breaks. You can argue about whether it’s ten seconds or ten minutes, but the outcome was already decided some while ago, that’s a hard fact.

>SF’s ridiculous new breasts
:D
>are a glitch
okay.jpg

SOMETIMES I DOODLE OTHER THINGS TOO.

>You’ve just been reminded that for many developers, you just aren’t dropping enough dolla billz

>first person mode

Fine. I can sympathize. Image control and PC is more hype than ever, and terminal offendees abound, I can respect that. Go ahead and curate your library.

Derps who drop $600 on a phone (repeatedly) are plainly a better ecosystem for the luxury junk in a cash shop. Why would anyone want a customer base that’s rational? Frugal, even?

Once upon a time, you could be making a sandwich, in the kitchen, think “I wanna Mario a bit.” and you’d be stomping a goomba ten seconds later.

>avid cardswiper
ftfy

EVERY FUCKING JUMP WOULD HAVE AN ENEMY SITTING ON THE OPPOSITE LEDGE

Guys.

“Objective failed, assumptions/mechanics misunderstood” is the joke formula, as per ancient humor protocol.