couldn’t really see on the approach, i guess

Goddamn. I just got an erection.

Took me a second!

A core part of my gaming lifestory is to carefully and meticulously prepare the phallic imagery that is quintessential to any creative tool available to employ, be it sculpture, drawing, or the particularly difficult maneuver of drawing a dong out of an audio waveform. As a result, I was worried I would be put off by…

That’s not nearly PC enough for today. Something like “sanctimonious banner-wavers” would be office-appropriate, friend.

Sometimes it’s like “yeah, this is set up, this is staged” but this looks legit.

This. Proof of hype. We’ve had plenty of agendas throw around “mass murder simulator” over the years.

This. “Every human buys a new house” is some weird American thing, some legacy remnant from an economy that’s long been gone.

There was a third?

“You see a man drinking out of that bottle, you know eh doesn’t afraid of anything.” — Jamie, probably

Sloppy dev conceptualization is wrong then, and warrants community correction.

Note that labels aren’t exclusive and may structure better as venn diagrams.

So we’re gonna focus on pumping out a billion photocopies of Collect 12 Wolf Butts.

I feel like the stories of affluence and arrogance outnumber those of vehicle abuse.

Didn’t we already go through this with cookie clicker?

“Don’t worry about this power that we’re going to have, we’re ONLY going to use it on LEGITIMATE cases.” - about twice a month since 1990? We keep swallowing it, too.

ahhhahahah I can hear it

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Take the fall, Jimmy!

Separate art from artist. If you can’t isolate the product in front of you and measure it objectively, the game isn’t the problem.