Home Depot caulking gun spray painted matte black.

To be fair, if it is real, there is an almost zero chance it is fully automatic. So at least there is that.

The last GT500 I drove was almost unusable on the street.

This is fucking stupid.

Came here to read comments made by people smarter than Ford engineers, wasn’t dissapointed.

...Esquilin was placed under arrest and handcuffed (behind his back, for the safety of everyone involved) and placed into the back seat of a police cruiser. Expecting a short ride to the police station, he was notably confused when the ride took approximately 17 hours. The officer then took him out of the cruiser and…

they need to get this jerk off the road.

Is drug Uber “Düber?”

I’ll bet they had a better customer interaction that actual Uber drivers in NY.

I was visiting Buffalo, NY last summer (there are more hicks north of the Mason-Dixon line than you’d think) and saw a Jeep flying two massive flags off the back: a Confederate Flag, and a Buffalo Bills flag. It was a perfect mobile monument to losing.

Here’s a LifeHack for you!

“This about ACTUALLY making health insurance affordable”

What do you mean? These are literally ALL things Jimmy Kimmel’s baby could do to get better health care, are they not? These are textbook lifehacks.

One Dial to rule them all, One Dial to find them,

Russell Westbrook: “I don’t give a fuck about the line.”

Great work. Although it might have been easier to get to the truth if you had set up a...

That’s a mute point

Damn. Guy had his whole life sentence ahead of them.

or should I say hang on to him

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people.