I’m so indignant about the idea of wheels in this game that I bought a copy and created an account just so I could quit the game and swear it off forever.

Where in the World
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USS Carl Vinson

Wouldn’t the CHANGE in earnings compared to required debt be a more useful comparison? For the sake of argument, if you’re already earning $120,000 and your income becomes $127,000 with an MBA, then this ratio doesn’t help much in terms of “is the degree worth it?”.

“Just what are you implying? Go fuck yourself, man!”

It’s the Browns. This is like Schrödinger’s Draft Pick. Whoever they choose has a 50% chance of being a dead cat.

Let’s not get too excited until we find out tomorrow if a fan calls in a penalty

The shot was pretty fuckin’ cool, but his face afterwards, goddamn that shit was priceless

Sweet Jeebus, could you imagine if the NFL encouraged fans to report infractions as they were happening on the field, and then those infractions would be enforced? Holy shitballs, that would be a cosmic clusterfuck. But...I kind of also want to see it.

Why are you using cash?

No mention of battery usage? Should we take this to mean they use more or less the same power? In my own anecdotal experience, Chrome on iOS tends to use more battery, but it’s possible that my experience is atypical given it wasn’t a scientifically rigorous test. Given that iOS is a mobile operating system, it would…

I saw a mint condition Eagle Talon between Vail and Breckinridge this year actually being used as a ski car. I cannot imagine how it has survived this long.

“Empathy” by definition is more than just “understanding”. It is also “sharing” the feelings of others—something that is not necessarily learned. Just don’t get “empathy” confused with “sympathy”.

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

Well, the guy is 18 so irresponsible and immature is pretty much standard operating procedure.

The Pockar is what I imagine an Aerostar larva would look like. If Aerostars reproduced by laying eggs. And hatched into little van maggots.

To be fair, I don’t think Trump was referring to Langer when he said “that German guy had some interesting thoughts.”

Beth sounds like a fun mom. [For real, not being snarky!]

I just french press my kid.

Someone probably took a loss trading in that Lincoln when their wife really wanted a Lexus in the first place.

What is seduction if not manipulation?