Keith,

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy…

I didn't "miss your point." You're just making a huge leap into nowhere.

"Retroactive"? It's not like this guy was over the speed limit a bit and hunted down. He engaged in a ridiculously selfish, not to mention illegal, joyride at risk of other vehicles, bicycles or pedestrians. He then posted his illegal activity on the internet, where it went viral. Could any responsible police…

Yeah the 15 year olds without drivers licenses saw this and we all know how they are expert drivers and how when they street race they do it safely...

Thank you for this (though I must say that I think you begin to undercut your argument starting with "Look, in my opinion what Tang did wasn't that bad. . . .").

I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.

They're nipping this in the bud. Had they not, someone else would have tried to break this 'record.' They sent an important message.

I live in Battery Park City and work in the financial district. I frequently cross the West Side Highway late at night (I work long hours). Fuck you.

This was low hanging fruit. I doubt they have a lot of man hours on this.

The taxpayers are paying money so the police do arrest people like this. Using the city street as a race track is illegal and dangerous. What is wrong with you? Seriously.

This.

Yeah yeah save the vitriol... I'm no fan of the NYPD at all (probably called them Fascists a few times myself), but the point is pretty obvious here: prevent copycats. Afroduck basically encouraged it, and when you start to have more people racing around NYC with impunity, you're bound to have something bad happen…

This is what happens when car guys do stupid shit and put people in danger. You get arrested. Keep it on the track.

Statute of limitations.

Now you've done it, Patrick. You've given Spiegs two COTDs in a row. Now there'll be no living with him. >:(

....and there are imitators who will not be successful.

I absolutely love that you guys actually did this and posted it up. Kudos.

Afroduck defended his run, stating in our interview, "being a fast driver doesn't mean that you're inherently a bad or reckless driver."