I would love to see this turn into a game of one-upsmanship a la Brew Dog and Schorschbrau and all of the hilarity that ensued from that...

Woah. Your move Rogue. You going to let these guys one-up you like this?

Nope. Three.

36-37 mpg out of something that heavy and tall is shocking... in fact, it almost sounds too good to be true. Are those real (*cough* American) mpgs, or are they those silly European mpgs?

Little known fact: This is actually the reason that the FWD Concept Active Tourer exists.

Agreed. The M5's fake engine noise is a crime against humanity.

Yeah, I am far from an expert on these systems, but it seems to me that they don't even work for the times people need it the most - when having to parallel park in a space barely longer than their car. Perhaps I am wrong, but I seem to remember seeing that these systems need pretty big openings to work.

Yeah, I think my VW's touchscreen sets just the perfect balance. The versatility of the touch screen is very helpful for navigating through iPod menus (how I listen to most of my music in the car) but there are still just enough physical buttons to use the basic features without it. Also, VW doesn't try to have the…

Most people here, or EVERY SINGLE PERSON THAT SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE?

I actually rather like the touch screen in my car, but all it does is control the stereo and the bluetooth phone. It is when manufacturers try to make the touch screen control every imaginable function of the car that I have a problem with. HVAC controls being the #1 thing that should always be controlled through…

Park Assist. Does anyone actually use this crap?

Yeah, I don't doubt that there are plenty of instances of that happening, I just don't think that it is something that should be expected for all people that are coming out. In my experience at least, gay men are no more likely to be "flamboyant" (or fall into any other gay stereotype) than they are to be a "man's…

Those are some of my favorites too. I also LOVE pretty much everything by Roald Dahl (which might not even be young adult, so much as just straight up children's books, but who the hell cares) and, in particular, Matilda.

After some advice from a good friend, she realized that her son was still the same person, only now he could finally live honestly and openly.

YES. I agree completely. Make it a modern Vehicross. It would be epic.

I was also rather fond of the drunk Hardibro in the back of a 350Z article.

El Werto's mom's review of the SRX was an absolute classic.

The worst is when the hobbit that turns your crank case gets depressed and needs therapy so you need to send someone to the land before time to get a new hobbit. Plus, when you have a plutonium air filter? That's gonna involve Superman... so, you know, plus shipping from Krypton...

The only convertible pickup that I have ever found attractive: