You didn’t mention Patches the Pirate! He is currently the st-arrrr of my newly revived rogue pirate.

“Whatever you do—don’t think about Donald Trump boning his daughter in the Oval. Have a nice evening!”

Breasts are hooters.

OK, a game with more than the usual second, third, and fourth chances given to a poorer Cincy* team on penalties. Less pithy, but more accurate?

How appropriate for a game filled with stupid penalties, for them to run out the clock on intentional penalties.

You sir, have just won snarky Deadspin comments for the day.

OSU alum, and I spent several years teaching there.

I’m an OSU alum, and I worked in the buildings in and under the Horshoe.
You beat Michigan. In double over time. You storm the field. There’s 110,000 people there, 95,000 are OSU fans, 70,000 are drunk OSU fans. That’s just what happens.

So this is like the time I boycotted Chick-Fil-A, by caving utterly because no one can give up that amazing crack-fried chicken?

Moving internationally is tough. I can tell you from experience. I moved to Germany 2 years ago.

While I appreciate your very thoughtful response, I do have to say, since I’ve been over here on your side of the pond, All you Europeans ask me about is Trump. So I do hear this sort of thing quite a lot for the last 12 months or so.

If you’ve paid much attention to history, it should be abundently clear:

Been living in Germany the last two years. At least I’m away from all of this, but I do get asked by Germans at parties a little too often “So..., Trump, WTF?”

1st) I’m from Ohio
2nd) Trump is behind in Ohio. - it’s not a tossup
3rd) Coal is not a major economy of Ohio. Are you thinking of West Virginia?
4th) Ohio is a moderate, but slightly more democratic state, but...
5th) We got screwed by redistricting and gerrymandering. The amendment to make districting nonpartison was…

Got to say, we thank you for discarding Nugent. It’s nice to have a home town boy return and play for your team, and he’s been solid in Cincy for years now.

In the midwest we call it pop. You sir or Ma’am are an imposter.

People keep asking how this movie got made, but I give good odds it nets more money than Suicide Squad.

Maybe like / dislike on youtube just isn’t a deep enough tool to get quality feedback?

Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence?

There is also a length consideration. A short clip, or a reduced quality part is also generally allowed, but here it’s nearly 30 seconds, which is pushing it to say the least.