Excuse me while I attempt to quietly fall into hysterics at my desk and hope no one notices.

Side bar, but my frustration at not getting to view these clips is always somewhat alleviated by this:

I'm probably more excited about this than I have any business being.

I love Michael B. Jordan! He is a brilliant actor, and seems to have a great heart.

I kind of wish he'd also donated to TBtN as a way of apologizing/bringing more awareness to the cause. Still, a pretty decent statement.

When I imagine hell, there isn't fire or brimstone. Satan doesn't look like a horned demon. There is only Ann Coulter and Fred Phelps holding hands and smiling at you.

I knew I shouldn't have clicked the link and read this piece, but I did it anyway. I have no one to blame but myself. Sigh.

Why even give these ass clowns another platform to display their hate?

Whenever someone going off on millennials, there is a part of me that wants to wave my arms and go "Hellloooooo! We are your children and grandchildren! You raised us like this in your image and if you hate us, look no further than yourselves! Oh, and thanks for royally screwing up the nation/economy/earth for us!"

Dear Olds

"We got handed trophies for doing anything"
Really? You of all people think you get to complain about that? Who do you think was handing out all those trophies to us when we were kids? Which generation you think that was? That's right: YOURS. our teachers, our parents, our coaches...all of them belonged…

"Most of us don’t get money from our parents! Nor do we want it!"

• We grew up with a model, and set of assumptions, that proved untrue. During our childhoods, unemployment was low, houses gained in value, a bachelor’s degree left you prepared for a variety of employment opportunities and investing was a sound decision. Now all of those things aren’t the case. It’s our job to deal…

Missing: We're not all white, either!

I sort of disagree with the characterization that a twenty-something who studied humanities and doesn't have a job made a stupid mistake. I appreciate the defense, but I was just never going to make it as en engineer. The purpose of an undergrad program doesn't have to be to get a job. Learning can be intrinsically…

Even her wrinkles are awesome.

I love her sense of fashion. Age appropriate and sexy!

Don't forget that she wants the next Doctor to be a black, queer, woman.

And by a black director. I really, really, really want good things for Ryan Coogler.

Okay can I just say that despite the obvious reason of this clearly being a really good movie, I really want to see it just so that I can put my money next to a movie that stars black actors. I feel like now more than ever it's important to support black films so we don't end up with only a divisive person like Tyler…

"It’s as if Jordan, sure to be an Academy Award Best Actor nominee, is negotiating minute by minute who Oscar is — and who he needs to be." - That's not acting that's called being a young black man in America.