WTF Pinkham? Twix over Reese's and Snickers? You crazy man!

I may not be able to forgive you for introducing this horror into my life.

I can't be the only person who thinks this is basically the grossest thing ever? Why on earth would you want to pay inordinate amounts of money to get food of questionable freshness from a machine touched by hundreds of people a day? Also, calling this and ATM and not a vending machine seems unnecessary to me.

Well now I have to think of more compliments. I'm really not good at that sort of thing.

Preach.

Yeah - none of this has any basis in legality, since the labeling of food is largely unregulated and factional.

You're experts are so good looking. Thanks for turning up the accuracy level here.

You're right about it being the same end product but I doubt that the customer meant to ask if the eggs were physically different but rather what the labeling meant, especially since this was a health food store.

So, because I am that person, there actually is a difference between free-range/free-roaming and cage-free eggs. Cage-free eggs just means that the laying chickens weren't in a cage, but can be and usually are still confined to a small space like a pen or coupe. Free-roaming/free-range chickens are given more space,…

Yum, yum, yum. Also, I love that you're doing recipes in addition to funny stories and alarming food trends.

As a New Yorker, I say to you - I appreciate the New York props, and the Pennsylvania slam.

Important update! For all your sexy times.

just don't try anything too acidic, as it can burn him.

Turkish Airlines is the way to go. I've only flown them once but the food was delicious. Even my mum, a chef who is very picky about her food and where it comes from, thought it was really good. Actually, just about everything Turkish did was better than any other airline I've been on.

I am not an amusement park girl but damn I would legit crash that place on the regular. Or as on the regular as I could get to Italy. Or I would just move to Italy. I should probably move to Italy.

As always, thank you.

She must be SO STRONG. I am so impressed by her work ethic.

That is absolutely the best thing I have ever seen. How has this not been in my life before now!

It seemed from the story that she was saying this was her maid, as in at her house, not a hotel.

Blergh. I'm glad I've missed all this. I don't have the mental bandwidth to even deal with nonsense like that right now. She's the Queen and she can do whatever the fuck she wants. Her sexuality doesn't hurt you, me, or anyone else. Obviously she has been privileged by her beauty (I think it's fair to say an…