They don’t use libraries. 

Midgets having sex with goats, or normal-sized people having sex with midget goats?

What the fuck’d he say, Kenneth?

Based on this tweet, I’m guessing he’s not Mike Mills’ Orange crush!

Ahh, the glorious 1990s. When beach babes in advertising shots didn’t have tattoos.

Does Chelsea eventually slit her throat?

Please. No. If the Envision is any indication of what to expect from Chinese Buicks, they can keep em. The Envision is garbage. I dont get why post BK GM has been lazy with Buick. They pretty much have had no division specific models with nearly all of them being pulled from somewhere else. This shows why their weird…

She's the Trump family bagman and a selfish, vile, entitled brat so I say to the big house she goes.

“but he should’ve gone for the eggs Benedict.”

I am also pro salmonella in this case.

Just look at that svelte bastard! Fittest president ever!

I have never rooted harder for cholesterol in my life.

I pray for trump to die every single day. Thats how I know god isn’t real.

Hey, that money isn’t going to launder itself, buddy.

“It’s the most amazing thing that the Olympic Games are the only type of mega project to always exceed their budget,” he said.

This is exactly what I imagine when I picture who voted for Scott Walker and Donald Trump.

That last one sounds like a fun way to spend the afternoon…

Men are really not sending us their best people.