This seems like  the perfect solution to drive/boat drunk and drive and take your family with you.

I’m the guy I used to hate.

This looks like Ballaban’s work.

A 1985 Chevrolet Chevette, for example, was $5,690, and there’s no way in hell a Chevette was that much better than a Yugo.

No shame. Not surprised.

Still pretty ugly. Should depreciate nicely.

This is a proper Saab.

That steering column is gorgeous. Good work getting that thing across the country.

President’s Day? I thought that was for mattress sales?

Ok, that’s good. We were worried about you guys.

That too.  That’s what I was thinking.

Point well taken.  It’s just a matter of how adventurous they feel.

Agreed. Better to replace the belt than fret over it. Then if you screw it up, you have a semi good spare.

I wish you guys could have centered that front license plate. It’s triggering my OCD.  Seems like a fun trip so far though.  Best of luck!

Trump Jr and Eric need to take possession of this company to return it to profitability immediately.

Just like the Saab, it came in a long roof version too.

Is it fancy enough for you?

There’s no gold plating and red white and blue stripes. He probably hates it.

It’s true.

why am I? And more importantly, who am I?