calm down just going for the funny

Twitter is a dangerous weapon in the wrong hands.

Does it come with factory approved rust?

an astute +1 from an ahole who saw this last night via hola

Why yes, we all watched last night... including US “viewers.” ahem..

Still some badass racin’ goin here.... Hinch is the wonder...

Torch!! You are totes stupid and enlightening at the same time.

Ya gotta admit, tha’s a nice little chunky butt.

Yup no audio, Swedish Fish, a dumpster from Soviet Russia and Jose Quervo

Next stop - Jezebel.

LAX players are the biggest bunch of assholes you will ever find on any campus... UVA

Yes, let’s make make up more convoluted rules on the fly. That will keep our core audience engaged.

Pretty sure Chris has a rage corner too.

Wow, those are pretty obscene salaries for Auntie Beeb.

It was cute and I want one of those Stig things for my office.

I had one.. it was more exciting to drive than you wou’ld think.

So you’ll be using your Tenga while “observing?”

Because, new Statue of Liberty