The chart finally proves it boys:

Cock just barely beats big cock in popularity. We can all breathe a sigh of relief as we stare at our average sized but slightly more popular genitalia.

I'm gonna be that guy that says it but..

... female stand-up comedians just aren't funny. There are a few that may provoke a mild chuckle from time to time but for the most part, it feels very awkward. A few of them try to push through it with jokes that make me feel like taking a bath (Lampanelli) but others just…

Someone must've modified the matrix.

I'm sure it will be a blast if it gets stuck on the lift or if the lift fails entirely.

I'm sure you could find something more important to be this angry about Albert.

Blade 4 confirmed.

I love his sense of humor about this.... "could be used for stirring straw for drinks."

When I watch Kevin Hart's stand up, I realize that racism is still very much alive. The man profits off of stereotyping his own race and creating this caricature on stage of the angry black male. He appeals primarily to a black audience, which I guess I should find slightly ironic.

Yea but now after multiple injuries, I think his career is already coming to a close. He doesn't know how to be a pocket passer. We've seen this before with quarterbacks. As an Eagles fan, Donovan McNabb comes to mind. He managed to turn himself into a decent pocket QB after multiple injuries prevented him from being…

also, this:

To be fair, statistically speaking Tom Brady is one of the greatest quarterbacks we've seen in the past 20 years. I despise the Patriots and Belicheck's spygate scandal should've landed him in more trouble than it did, but I respect Brady's ability as a quarterback.

Even though I do despise them though, Tom Brady's 40…

Honestly, I like him as a person (at least from what we see as football fans) but I don't think he is going to work in the NFL. I was right about Tebow and probably Manziel and I think in the end, I'll be right about RGIII. 90% of mobile quarterbacks just don't work out. I know you'll say "but Russell Wilson won a…

Which test did he take?

It's redirecting to http://www.cybermesa.com/ now.

I'm not sure if they are trolling or something is up with their DNS settings.

Ideally, these teams would have some sort of goon that could go after someone and set the pace for the game, letting them know that the best player on the ice was not to be messed with. Unfortunately, that seldom happens in juniors as most of these guys aren't even fully matured physically yet. Even in the smaller…

I mean, to be fair, scientists once believed the Earth was flat and that it was the center of our solar system.

I think the issue most people have is that:

A) Science will admit when it was wrong and correct itself.
B) Religion rarely does so.

My issue though, is that most of the mistakes of religion are not theological…

If I ever call one of my childs opponents in a sport an asshole, please shoot me on the spot for being a horrible person.

The last meat I ate before going to a vegetable based diet (for health reasons) was a Pat's cheesesteak. I have no regrets.

They remind me of the torn up and ragged jersey I wore in 6th grade.

But my macbook will be fine right? Because macs cant get viruses.