Please be safe.

No, the employee who was acting as the agent of the store told the police officer the customer was trespassing, and the police had no choice but to remove them.

The only conclusion I can come up with is that the employees had just indulged in some particularly paranoia-inducing weed together. Because that’s just fucking weird.

I feel like he sees not voting for him/liking him as disobedience, and that he cannot have. We must all submit to His Greatness. This is exactly the sort of personality we can’t have in a leader.

The real people who should be offended by his tweets are the Trump Election Monitors that worked so tirelessly day and night so that illegal brown people stayed the fuck away from Wallmart, schools, senior centers, etc on Nov 8th.

It really, really, reeeeeaaaaally bugs him that he failed to win the popular vote.

Just sitting in the sewer, waiting for somebody to rescue us now...

Great that the baby is ok.

I am SO glad that baby was ok but goddamn I’d throw every ticket in the book at those parents. PROPERLY RESTRAIN YOUR CHILDREN!!! (And remember no puffy winter coats in the car seat! Use them like a blanket over the child once they’re already strapped in!)

He’s the Pope. Miracles are his business.

He was terrible on human rights, but not more terrible than Bautista and it probably took someone like Castro to over throw him. (Dear American Fuckwits— this is what choosing the lesser of two evils looks like.)

True. He was like, “Huh. Looks like they’re doing to destroy themselves. My job here is done.”

Cuba is like the perfect cautionary tale of cutting off one’s nose to spite one’s face. Like, good on you and congrats to “sticking it to the man,” but how many mouths did that end up feeding? And on the other end of things, America’s obsession with this island elevated it as a symbol in a way that while it may not…

When you ask the guys in the lab to work on a slow acting poison you really should be more specific.

Even he didn’t want to deal with Trump presidency.

It only took the CIA sixty years.

Also if the father is capable of this who knows what other kinds of abusive and downright horrible things he’s done to those girls in their lives.

To Say Nothing Of the Dog is my favorite book!

Starred a million-gazillion times (in my head). Once, in reality.

The doctor recanted the medical testimony since it was based on a now debunked method. There was no additional trauma.