ItsaClawWorld
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I think ‘index’ is a better word maybe?

It’s like the time I wore heels to the opera and was seated next to a Japanese woman wearing flats. I’m only 5’6” but I felt like a giant standing next to that poor woman. lol

I know everyone’s talking about how shitty some of the players are off the field or how much they could sell the ball for, but if I was ever in that same position as that guy I’d probably do the same. I’d sleep better at night knowing I said “Hey, it’s yours” rather than “How much will you give me for it”.

“Play it cool, Chemistry. Play it cool.”

We’re posting Luther gifs? *sets down tea*

Questions like those are the worst - “If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?” Yuck.

It took two people to write the book and then four(!) people to write a screenplay based on that book. Only for them to completely ruin it!

2ND SEXIEST HEMSWORTH?!?!

You’re talking about the movie novelizations, right? I still have them! Just waiting for the day Wing Commander makes a comeback. Any day now, right? *crickets chirping*

The Agent Pendergast novels by Preston and Child are like, my ultimate guilty pleasure.

You have to wonder if this is how those old timey people felt when the town crier went around at three in the morning going “IT’S THREE O’CLOCK AND ALL IS WELL!”

The guy who donated the Hope Diamond to the Smithsonian sent it through the US Mail!

Also, “Why do they get to call us ‘honky’ and ‘cracker’????? Isn’t that just as bad? It’s not fair! Wahhhh!”

I haven't seen this movie in years and I don't think I want to watch it again any time soon because it will ruin the perfect memories I have of it. Much like that Heath Ledger movie "The Order". It's probably a really shitty movie but considering I haven't seen it in almost a decade, I'll keep it perfect in my memory.

It’s too bad, because Shayanna might well have made some NFL stud a very nice trophy wife. Now the money will go to the lawyers.

Let me guess who paid to bond her out!

Reise, Reise. :(

Holy crap! That's usually a serial killer origin story right there.