ItsaClawWorld
ItsaClawWorld
ItsaClawWorld

A lot of citrus comes from California, especially considering that most of Florida is currently dealing with a bacterial disease that is ruining their citrus crops. I'm sure there's plenty of other stuff that is produced in California agriculturally that is important for the rest of the country. Unless you're

Cauliflower is one of nature's joke vegetables that we were never meant to eat.

Is that him standing second from the left? He looks like he's half a second away from punching that attorney in the face.

The "adult" thing to do would have been to not fuck up in the first place. Adults put their best effort forth in their jobs and don't ignore complaints. They shouldn't need to be told that their customer service sucks. They should see the mounting number of complaints that are all too obvious on their own message

The "best" thing about that injury is that the only reason he lived is because the team's athletic trainer had been a medic in Vietnam and physically reached into Malarchuk's neck and pinched his carotid artery closed so he wouldn't bleed to death. That is seriously awesome.

Thank God you let us know. I don't think I could have slept at all tonight without your valuable input!

There's got to be a way to incorporate the book itself into these cleaning problems. There's all that paper, right? Can't you blot up the white wine with that and then chuck the whole mess in the garbage?

My grandma had to put cushioning around the island cupboards she had in her kitchen because my alcoholic uncle kept whacking his head on them. Think the NBA is the same way?

Did it not strip the house paint off? I've never heard of airplane paint stripper and I'm suddenly fascinated by all the possibilities!

I watched my sister give birth three times and I can honestly tell you that she was either in too much pain or (after the drugs kicked in) too chill to care about anything around her. And then once the time came to actually push, that's all she cared about. I guess if you were a horrible human being who got pregnant

I watched my sister give birth three times and I can honestly tell you that she was either in too much pain or (after the drugs kicked in) too chill to care about anything around her. And then once the time came to actually push, that's all she cared about. I guess if you were a horrible human being who got pregnant

Just because some people do incredible things does not excuse the behavior of others.

But aren't you defeating your own "evolution makes us decide what is pretty" theory by saying you won't chase after young girls? If all human men are driven by the desire to mate with young pretty girls, then you're never going to "settle down".

You forgot to mention your double major in patronizing conversation comebacks and condescending tones.

Does he like to steal the skin of other men, wear their style of underwear and cologne, and then go to their houses and have sex with their wives/girlfriends?

Don't be sorry you magnificent bastard. That's some quality chunk-spewing right there.

I like how Scott is clearly saying "I don't know" with a shrug of his arms at the 0:22 mark. Like Jackman knocked himself out. What an asshole.

Southwest has been marketing those winglets as a cost-saving feature that cuts down in fuel usage and thus saves them money. I wonder if they can take the one off at LaGuardia and kept the plane in service until they can get a new one installed?

I'm amazed that you managed to use the wrong 'plain' in the first part of the sentence but then the right 'plane' three words later!