I'm so terrified of flying I run back and forth to the bathroom because I'm afraid the moment I unbuckle my seatbelt is when the plane is going to take a dive. I sleep with my seatbelt latched, even if I'm curled up on my side across two seats or lying across five.

Yes, my favorite fan fiction story is also "I sometimes think that I'm the only person in the world who doesn't like fan fiction. At all." Thanks for adding such a helpful comment to the story!

Haha, let me tell you guys how my brother died.

God, yes. That would have been so much better than flavor-of-the-month Benedict Cumberbatch. THAT'S RIGHT EVERYBODY I SAID IT.

If you'll excuse me, I'll just be lashing myself to the "No one takes hockey seriously" cross I brought with me.

Ach du meine Güte.

Okay? I powerwashed my driveway earlier today. Is that noteworthy?

Doesn't the Big Ten have twelve teams in it now, or did they fix that?

"Oh baby, you are so talented. And they are so dumb."

I wish my brother would get arrested in Hamilton county. He has two OWIs and they keep letting him out of jail on probation.

If you fought for the Confederacy, you're a Southern state.

Wouldn't you rather cover that the shitty circus that is the Bears football team?

You have a sense those are the kids that used to eat paste in kindergarten.

I was comforting myself with the thought that it was a pitching machine and a Japanese one at that, so it probably threw that 300km pitch to the same exact spot ten thousand times in a row.

From what I can puzzle out from the google-translated article you first posted, it seems maybe there was some question as to the car's actual owner? Maybe the wheels of justice in Russia grind slow and they still haven't solved the case so now some internet justice hacker is trying to draw attention to it?

The Red Sox are at the bottom of the standings. I wouldn't be sweating it too much.

The bad thing about BSG is that you can't really name one thing (or at least I can't), it's just this gentle segue into absolute garbage.

They should have ended that show after the first season. We would all be speaking about it in awe as one of the greatest shows ever. Instead we always talk about what a clusterfuck it was.

Ultraviolet came out in 1998, whereas The Wire came out in 2002. It's like you don't even know Idris Elba at all!