I love that movie and don't care who knows it!

I once went to a dealership on a Sunday when they were closed and there weren't any salespeople around. That was a pretty great experience.

Probably because she's only changed her first name. And if she's Kellie Maloney and Sean calls her by her last name throughout the article, that's going to get really confusing.

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If I had killed someone, whether on purpose or on accident, I would be an emotional wreck. Certainly not focused enough to race the freaking day after it happening.

I'm surprised PETA hasn't jumped in to stop them already.

I think this guy is brushing his teeth because he just horked all over the place and is trying to get the taste of vomit out of his mouth. :(

Hell hath no fury like an angry mother

Tell me when he starts lighting them on fire and using them to light his cigar.

But Mom! All the other kids are doing it!

I know when I fly commercially I always carry an extra black box, just in case the pilots might need it.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

"Sweetheart, why do you want to cover sports when you could talk about shopping instead!"

I'm desperately looking for approval from any woman! Any! Since I can't get it because I'm such a sleaze, don't you want my approval instead?!?! You're only worth something if I say you are! Wait, come back!

You'd have a higher moral ground here if you didn't throw that "Also, my band sucks" there are the end. Just makes you seem petty and douchey. Oh, wait . . .

Thanks!

I'm not a troll, I'm genuinely curious - why do you need a physical copy of the coupon? The place where I work can scan coupon bar codes off of phones. Is it to make sure the coupon system isn't abused or something else? Again, just curious. Thanks. :)

The second one is better, in my opinion.